She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
