I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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