a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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