i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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