Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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