she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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