I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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