when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I looked at my own cervix.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
sarcasm needs its own font
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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