i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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