I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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