I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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