It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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