stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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