Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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