That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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