You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Will exercising make me less horny?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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