Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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