he wants to bone in the snuggie
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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