This house was built for laser tag.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
The power of my boobs compel you
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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