have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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