your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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