Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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