I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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