Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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