What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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