You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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