i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it was like eating out sand paper
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My vagina is very pro this idea
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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