He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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