just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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