yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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