i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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