Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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