i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
