i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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