And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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