How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
i think im in europe. pls send help
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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