if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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