why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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