Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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