All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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