you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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