Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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