You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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