i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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