check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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