super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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