I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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