So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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