Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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