Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
