Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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